Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Sarah Palin in Shock After Revelation


Palin has a minor stroke when it hits her that she is going to have to give McCain blowjobs on a daily basis if this bullshit election goes their way. I mean, it shouldn't be that different than the blowjobs she has already given to his advisers, except of course his balls are way wrinklier. To quote Adam Sandler, "Hey! You just made the biggest mistake of your life, baby. I know you're gunna be missing me when you have that big, white, wrinkly body on you with his loose skin and old balls... gross! Ugh!" (Big Daddy).

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