So the verdict is Obama won. I don't know if I was watching the same debate as everyone else but this is all I heard:
QUESTION: (It didn't matter what the question was really)
OBAMA: Blah blah blah blah blah. I didn't get you in this mess, McCain did.
MCCAIN: Blah blah blah blah blah. No I didn't, he did.
OBAMA: I just want to clarify one point, I didn't do it, he did.
MCCAIN: Let's just set the record straight, it wasn't me, it was him! I'm a reformer.
OBAMA: Here is a lesson in history, it was clearly HIM! He did it! He is a failure in a failed administration.
MCCAIN: You just don't understand.
OBAMA: Well, you were a cheerleader for the cheerleader. Take that!
MCCAIN: You're going to raise taxes.
OBAMA: No I'm not, you're going to raise taxes. I'm going to lower taxes.
MCCAIN: No I'm not. I'm raising taxes for only 20% of the people but 95% will get tax cuts.
OBAMA: That is incorrect. I am raising taxes for only 5% of people, but 100% will get cuts.
MCCAIN: No, you are wrong. Your plan sucks! Go ahead, tell people your secret.
OBAMA: What? That I nail Jello to the wall for pleasure?
Twenty minutes into it, things did change pace.
MCCAIN: Obama is a liar.
OBAMA: I know you are but what am I?
MCCAIN: You voted for goodies.
OBAMA: Yeah, well, your Straight Talk Express just lost a wheel on that one.
This goes on for another hour. But I think the pundits are right, Obama totally nailed it.
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That wasn't even a debate. Tom Brokaw picked the same questions they asked at the last debate. That audience was SCARY. Yikes.
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