McCain is a Doughy Bastard

I bought a pack of ready made cookie dough from Nestle the other day but it sat in the car too long so by the time I brought it in, it was soft and gooey and wouldn't form properly into round cookie shapes. So I played with it a bit and was taken aback when McCain's face suddenly appeared in the dough. His face does resemble loose, watery dough! I do not wish him ill-health but the unstable and precarious skin on his face is why he burns and melts when he goes in the sun. There is way too much yeast in this batch. Maybe that's what attracted Cindy, he reminded her of fermenting beer slush.