Inside Sarah Palin's Brain

Just like Tina Fey's impressions, this is scarily and ridiculously too close for comfort. Come on now, are we seriously going to allow this person to be VP? She is a freaking nightmare for all women who claim that we have come a long way. She is the closeted male chauvinist pig's answer to the "progressive women". And why the fuck are all the fashion magazines celebrating her look? The uptight, backwards feminist up-do is one bobby pin away from being a convenient dragging handle for any man that decides he's had enough of her shit.

Thanks to PH33R and Loathing for making this fine chart.